Board shorted

Expect the moonbat Friends of the ABC to go jihad over the news that the Government is abolishing the 'worker'-elected Board position, currently held by Comrade Ramona Koval. Security staff at the Ultimo headquarters have been warned to look out for Volvo station wagons left unattended in the area, or behaving suspiciously, especially if they bear any of the following stickers: Free Tibet, Not Happy John, Amnesty International, Uniting Church. As for Comrade Koval, it will be interesting to see, once her term expires, if there are any more leaks of confidential boardroom matters to Media Watch.